Okay, so it finally happened. I did a phone interview and got a job in Arizona. We are moving to warmth on July 1. I also found out yesterday afternoon that I am 3 months pregnant. I will be crying for the next three months about that news. Sierra ran a red light on her way to school this morning and hit a wealthy old lady. Luckily the lady was very old (99 years-old) and about to kick the bucket any day now, so Sierra just helped the inheritance happen quicker for her kin who were all waiting for her to die and spend her money anyway. Jordan had called me at work and told me that he forgot to wear underwear to school today (again!) and he was very uncomfortable in his jeans--he mentioned something about a rash. Speaking of pants, Jessica had to go potty really bad in class, but didn't want to miss the art project so she held it. Well, it didn't really hold and she let loose right there in school. So I spent my time after work driving around to bring both Jordan and Jessica clean underwear to school. Geez! Steve told me at lunch today about how he got called into the principal because he showed a clip from National Geographic and thought it was about this cool Mexican lizard that can shoot blood from it's eyes, but it was really about a naked tribe in Africa so all his students got a dose of pornography and now Steve is on probation. What a day!!!
Happy All Fools' Day!
Okay, so everything I wrote was totally a lie.
Did anyone fool you today? Did you play any tricks?
Jessica put a note on our bedroom door that said, "I left on vacation. Jessica" Then I got in the shower this morning and she had taken the soap. All my students drove me nuts today. I think I heard, "Mrs. Herrmann, you have a spider on your head!" about 20 times today. (Really, it's only funny once people!) My director at work also got me with a fake letter of recommendation for me that was pretty funny.
4 comments:
I DID do an April Fool's joke and I still believed you about the job...then as I read further, I began to suspect you are very unlucky or you were joking! Thanks for a good laugh!
Oh my goodness...when I first read the beginning when you said you were moving...I thought it was true and I was so sad for a second, then as I started reading on I realized what was happening!!! Good one!
Bwahahahaha! At first, I was almost hyperventilating. Aawesome!
This morning, after I got Chris and Chrissy off to school, I opened my closet door to find all of my clothing had been removed and replaced with lingerie.
My granddaughter, Jessica, phoned me and said I needed to pick her up at the school office because her Mom forgot to pick her up. She only fessed up when I asked to speak with the secretary! "April Fool's Nana", she said and she laughed, and laughed and laughed. So did Nana!
Post a Comment